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THE BV REPORT
Well folks, they just don't get any better than No Shelter! The world title match was spectacular with about a hundred near falls! I only find it a shame that other people had to get involved! Say what you will about Rage, hell, I don't like the guy either, but he put up one helluva fight! This kid has some future. Untouchable, well, he's just still Untouchable & that'll never change!
I am really lookin forward to Windy City War. I cannot wait to see the Luscious Bill/Ares match! That is going to blow the roof off the place! THen for a main event you got Loki & UEZ going 2 out of 3!? Folks, this should signify the end all be all for this feud of better than two years!
Speaking of LB & Ares, Ares thought he was gonna be cute & make LB lose his match but the Luscious one rose to the occasion again! Meanwhile Ares playa hated Flash right into the hospital for a concussion! Did that facotr into Rob's match making? Maybe to have a little mercy on the kid? Nope, in fact, No Mercy is his opponents.
THIS JUST IN!: Speaking of No Mercy, I just received reports that two unknown individuals jumped No Mercy member Death Angel in the parking lot of the Gold's gym they work out at & apparently he has suffered a broken leg! I am not a big No Mercy fan but i don't condone this type of stuff & i hope that young man makes it back to his feet soon.
I wonder how the events will unfold leading up to the big three way dance in Chicago. I honestly cannot say for certain who Hale McLoud was swinging the chair at. What I can say though is that I'm happy it landed on Malstrom's face!
The Krewd looks like they aren't such a happy little family right now. Could be some trouble brewing & to be totally honest, I think that Fox & Beefcake may just be jealous of the recent success that Quad P & Guido have had!
Our ladies got a little bit more involved last week than usual! Proof that our women aren't just fun to look at, they're fun to watch as well!
Presidnet Eromitlab has informed me that the EWCeWF are no once again hiring!
Speakin of Mr E, he really shocked us all by comin out to confront Benji! I think that he made some great matches come true! He is always lookin out for the fans! One match that really intrgues me is the four corners elimination match for the internet title! That promises to be great! Folks, in the Atlanta area, clse to the home town of Luscious Bill are in for a treat! The Luscious One & The Untouchable One will be signing autographs at the Georgia dome as part of our tour to raise money for the homeless.
Loki seemed to look good enough to step back into the ring to me when he was driving UEZ through a table. It oughta be interesting to see how he fares in the ring. Of course as is usually the case with Loki's opponent's, especially Eddie, Untouchable wil have revenge on his mind!
The BV Jock Itch Powder is doing absolutely HUGE business! THank you to all of my fans who have itchy nuttz!
Folks, another plug for our brothers over in the IWF. Bad Blood was the most explosive, the most incredible, the most unbelievable event in there history! The IWF, just like the EWCeWF, just keeps on gettin better!
That's it for this week folks, see ya after Windy City War
I may not have walked a mile in your hat but I can outrun your fat ass,
Burt Vandeley