EWCeWF: CURTAIN CALL

(EARLIER TODAY: We see a very dejected Mr. Eromitlab on the phone with his wife of 54 years.) Mr. E:"No, there really is nothing more to be done, it's over, we just don't have the man power to do it anymore right now. Yes, I'll make sure the public knows, Burt's gonna make an announcement tonight. I love you too honey, bye." *Cuts inside the arena*

(Scenes from shows past race across the screen to the tune of "End of the World" by REM. We see shots from the first ever EWCeWF show, we see shots of the infamous man in red. Scenes from hell in a cell matches, battle royals, hardcore matches, millennium massacre tournament & all matches in between. As the music comes to an end the words THANK YOU are emblazoned in red on the black screen & the camera cuts to a very somber Burt Vandeley.)

BV:"Well fans, as many of you have been hearing, the possibility of the EWCeWF closing down has been looming large in recent times. This will indeed be our last show. It may not be a permanent closing but it will certainly be a long time before we are able to put another show on. To all of the fans I'd like to say on behalf of all of our wrestlers, our announcers, our people behind the scenes, our referees & certainly our president, thank you very much. There may be times when we come out of character during this broadcast & we do apologize for that. With me as always is the commish, Rob Benjamin."

RB:"Thanks Burt & as saddened as I am about all of this, we still have this one last show to put on! As they say in the business, the show must go on! Burt, it's been quite a ride my friend, let's see if we can't get to the action."

BV:"Alright commish, our first match up is gonna be-"

(Burt is cut off by Roll It Up as the Deuces come out to a chorus of boos & start talkin on their way to the ring)

POKER:"YO YO YO! What Up Salt Lake!!?? Yo me & my boy Black Jack here just wanna come out & speak on our own behalf! Ya know, alot has been made of the fact that maybe our attitude has changed a lil bit & that maybe we are doing things that aren't so, shall we say, fan friendly! Well, to all of the fans that we have always had, to all of the peeps that have stuck by us throughout all of our trials & tribs, we just wanted to say from the bottom of our hearts, PISS OFF! We aint gettin nowhere but injured by tendin to da SH*T that ya'lls want us ta do so we gonna do it our way now & we gone make things happen!

(Camera in the back shows Reggie & Vic watchin on a monitor) So tonight, when we takes on those lil old paper champions known as the Rump Ryders, we awn do dis right here! Aint even a question is it big man!?" BJ:"Ya know what Reg, Vic, we got a little tired of lettin you get all the glory because we had a moment of weakness in our hearts to help you guys out. But tonight, we take our titles back & we take your balls & shove em right down your throats!

(Camera in back again & Vic turns to say sumthin to Reggie but Reg is mysteriously gone) So enough with the talk ya slum runnin ghetto rats, tonight it's time to pay the piper!"

BV:"Well as the Deuces leave after so rudely interrupting us, let's get down to action like we wanted to! This first matchup is gonna be a grudge match between four men who were once a team & are now a divided faction! Lordy, I am surprised all these guys made it to the ring without this breaking down. Referee Sawyer Gosnell in for this one, Goddamn you can see the utter sontempt in the eyes of these wrestlers. All right we got a match now. Pounder and Fox to start. Fox a little reluctant to tie up, showvefest , into the corner, And Fox eats the majority of the pain here. My god what chops by the Pounder. Cross corner whip, reversed by Fox, who follows up with a bigtime lariat. Again, but Pounder blocks with the elbow to the face. Hard scoop slam, Fox right back to his feet, and takes a huge snap suplex.

RB: Geez, I think Fox lost a shoe on that snap suplex. Goddamn was that fast.

BV: Guido tagged in, springboard, into a satellite headscissors! The crowd has really got behind Guido here. Springing to his feet, going for the bodyscissors rollup, blocked, but he sends Fox down with a massive bulldog! Fox stumbling to his feet, dropkick by Guido is blocked, and the tag is made to Beefcake. Beefcake grabbing the legs of Guido, oh and Beefcake with the questionable legdrop between the legs of Guido. Now holding that position in a sort of grapevine maneuver, allowing Fox to slingshot over with the guillotine.

RB: Nice teamwork their by the kREwd.

BV: Yeah. So what do we call them kREwD 1 and 2? Damned if I know. Beefcake sending Guido into the corner, OH BUT GUIDO ABLE TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE HANDS FREE! SPINNING CROSS BODY BY GUIDO< oh but he is caught by Beefcake! Beefcake just drops Guido and SPITS IN HIS FACE!!

RB: You could get killed in Mexico for doing that!

BV: No foolin. Beefcake sending Guido off the ropes now, OH BUT GUIDO RETURNS WITH THE ZERO SEN KICK!! Both men are down. Trying to make the tag.. No Beefcake is up first and he has Guido by the leg, Dragging him back to the kREw- back to the corner with Fox in it, OH BUT GUIDO WITH A MULE KICK!! TAG IS MADE TO POUNDER! Beefcake is begging off, but Pounder will have none of it! Lowblow attempt by Beefcake is caught, BIGTIME HEADBUTT by the Pounder, busting Beefcake wide open! Pounder pulls in Fox Hardway! Running Headscissors by Guido sends Fox and GUIDO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! POUNDER setting Beefcake up, Beefcake spun around, GERMAN SUPLEX, HANGING ON FOR A SECOND, ONE MORE TIME?! NO A TIGER SUPLEX WITH BRIDGE ~!! 1,2,3 HE GOT HIM!!!

(Right after the match a spotlight shines up on the balcony & shows the Deuces standing up there with a battered Reggie Noble)

*****COMMERCIAL BREAK*****

(As we come back from commercial we see the three men on the balcony again)

BV:"What in the hell is going on up there!!?"

RB:"Poker's got a mic" P:"Ay, I tol ya, it's like dis, we awn do what we needs to do! Have a nice flight ya son of a bitch!"

(Black Jack launches Reggie off the balcony & thru a vendor's table)

BV:"SON OF A BITCH! I CANNOT BELIEVE THOSE SICK BASTARDS WOULD DO THAT!!"

RB:"It's like they said Burt, by any means necessary!"

BV:"But that is takin it over the edge damnit! In any event, we have got a slugfest comin up here to be sure! With Nemessis already in the ring with his manager DDP,

(Tom Joad hits the pa & the crowd gives a mixed reaction with the cheers outweighing the jeers a bit) here comes Abaddon! He wastes no time at all! He flies to the ring & slides in & THERE THEY GO!!!"

RB:"This is gonna be a war!"

BV:"Aw no doubt Rob, they are just whalin away on each other with those stiff fists & forearm hammer shots!! Niether man givin an inch!! Oh now Nem gets Abaddon reeling & puts him into the corner & JUST LAYIN those forearm shots into his chest!! OH LOOK OUT!! Abaddon just blocked it turns Nem into the corner! CHOPS THE HELL OUT HIM!!

(whoooooo) Good God!!! Another chop! OH MAN!! Just choppin the skin off his chest!! Cross corner whip by Ab & CLOTHESLINES his head from his body! Cross corner whip again & here he comes again and OH! Nem got the boot up into his grill! OH GOOD GOD!! Abaddon turned & stumbled from the corner after catchin that boot & Nemessis just tore his head off with a clothesline to the back of the neck!"

RB:"That was a very Bradshawesque clothesline!"

BV:"INDEED! Nem now just pounding Abaddon's face into the mat here!! AW NO!! Now he's grinding his face into that mat! That is painful folks! Nem now hooks in a rear chin lock & he is really wrenchin back on it! Abaddon is strugglin to get to the ropes Aaaaaaaaand HE GOT THERE! Oh but Nem won't break the hold & finally referee Seamus McBean breaks the hold by pullin Nem away! OH DAMNIT! Dirty Dick Prickly just cracked Ab over the head with that "walking stick" of his!"

RB:"Are you insinuating that he doesn't actually use that stick for walkin!?"

BV:"That I am Robert!"

RB:"For shame Burt!"

BV:"Oh stop it! In any event, Abaddon is busted open here! Nemessis goes for the cover, 1-2-no sir! Ab got the foot on the rope there! Nem now draping the neck of Abaddon over that bottom rope & he is chokin Ab with it! McBean again has to pull him away to get a break & AW SON OF A BITCH! DDP just cracked the damn stick right over his face!!! Nem back on the attack & now just grinding his face right into the mat & smearing that blood all over the place!! Nem now lifts him & sends him for the ride BIG BOOT to the head!! Nem is calling for the Death Drop here, He lifts him up AND ABADDON SLIDES OUT THE BACK & hits a wicked reverse DDT!! Both men are down!!"

RB:"That was an impressive move by a big man!"

BV:"No question Rob. McBean is up to 8 here & Nem is up, Abaddon is to his knees, Nem going for a boot to the face, CAUGHT BY ABADDON, low blow!! Ouch! That will ruin his weekend! Ab up & sumo slam!! Mounted punches & this crowd has come to life here! They are behind Abaddon 100%! Ab up, Nem rising too, OH! Abaddon caught him with a thrust shot to the throat! Abaddon grabs him & locks him in & hits the front drop suplex!! DDP on the apron now & he draws Ab's attention! He is askin the crowd if he should punch him!! LOOK OUT! Nem runs at him, but Abaddon turned & caught him!! DEVIL'S HOLE!!!! It's over! 1-2-DAMNIT!! Dirty Dick just pulled Ab off the cover!!"

RB:"Ref is being nice & lenient tonight!"

BV:"I guess so! Abaddon now turns & grabs DDP by the neck! OH MY GOODNESS!! Chokeslam!! He chokeslammed DDP off the apron & onto the cold, hard concrete floor!! Ab turns & WHAT THE HELL!!?? He gets kicked in the gut & KISS OF DEATH!! Death Angel out of nowhere hits the Kiss of Death on Abaddon!! McBean is calling for the bell, he isn't that lenient! Now Abaddon & Nemessis are just unloading on Abaddon!! Nemessis has him up now, DEATH DROP!! DAMNIT!!"

RB:"Let's get some security down here please!!"

BV:"FINALLY! The security is down here & they are gettin things under control!"

RB:"Where the hell was Vengeance? I mean he did come to make the save last time, where the hell is he now?"

BV:"I dunno that V has even made it to the building yet Rob! We gotta take a commercial, folks, we'll find out next if Reggie Noble is going to be able to participate & if not, we may be crowning new tag champs, NEXT!"

(We see Vengeance just arriving at the building & walkin in the back door, still all filthy & dirty with dried blood all over his face & his clothing)

*******COMMERCIAL BREAK*******

(As we come back from commercial we see Abaddon being loaded onto an ambulence. In the back we see Vengeance look over. He comes up & sees who it is & snaps running down the hall screaming!)

BV:"Vengeance is on a rampage back there!! Folks, we have been informed that Reggie Noble will not be able to fight in this matchup &, in the interest of fairness, commissioner Benjamin offered to let Vic pick another partner but because his other Ruff Ryder buddies are already involved in matches & because he took it personally that the Deuces insulted the fans, he is going to come out here & give it a go alone!"

RB:"Not the wisest move in the world either Burt! I mean the Deuces, love em or hate em, have been doing this for a LONG long time! This is not gonna be pretty!"

BV:"I can't argue that commish but with the Deuces in the ring & Vic steppin on the apron, let's see what happens. Oh Vic wasting no time about it, he attacks & knocks BJ right outta the ring!! Vic now sends Poker into the ropes & nails him in the face with a front thrust kick! BJ in & Vic nails a standing side kick that sends him crashing to the mat! P up & clotheslined right back down!! The crowd is loving this!! BJ up & so is P & they converge & the numbers are too much for Vic to handle now!"

RB:"He fought hard but no way could he keep that up for a whole match!"

BV:"BJ just firing those meat hooks into the torso of Victor Santiago! BJ sends him into the ropes & CATCHES A NASTY tilt-o-whirl slam!! Jack hoists him up onto his shoulders in a canadien back breaker as Poker goes up top AND DOWN WITH AN ELBOW TO HIS THROAT!! MY GOD!! BJ now lifts him into a bear hug position & here comes Poker with the rolling lariat!!"

RB:"WOW! Old school hart foundation finisher with a twist! Very nice!"

BV:"I'll tell ya what'd be nice, if the damn referee would get this under control! Get one of those two outta here! Finally he gets Poker outta there & Bj lifts Vic up & just holding him, he's leavin him up there & all the blood flowing into his head & DOWN!! What a stall brain buster that was!! He tags in Poker who comes across with the slingshot leg drop & covers, 1-2-NO!! Ya can't keep a Ruff Ryder down! They have proven time & time again that they have got more fight in them than any other superstars in the sport! BJ tagged back in now & he latches Vic in, OH MY!! He rolled the dice on him!!! Cover, 1-2-3 he got him, NO!! Foot on the ropes! Match is still going! BJ tags Poker in & Poker sends Vic into the ropes, kick to the gut, X-factor! He hit the X-factor, but he isn't going for the pin, he hooks in the tequila sunrise!!"

RB:"Didn't expect to see this move from Poker! He isn't exactly regarded as a great submission technician!"

BV:"No he isn't but he's got this hooked in DEEP! Vic is struggling to get to the ropes, he is almost there, HE GOT IT!! AW DAMNIT! The ref doesn't see it cuz BJ came in & distracted him & NO!!! The Queen of Hearts just slammed Victors hand with her high heel! Son of a bitch! Poker pulls it back to the middle & Vic is trying to fight his way to the ropes, he is fading, hand check time, it drops once, it drops twice,

("X" hits the pa & The crowd erupts as Reggie stumbles his way down to the ring) LOOK AT THIS!! It's Reggie Noble!! Poker broke the hold because of sheer shock!! BJ & Poker look towards the aisle way, Reggie is barely able to walk but he is comin down! AW DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!! He was attacked from behind by Beefcake & Fox before he could get to the ring! I guess we know who was helpin the Deuces tonight now don't we!?"

RB:"Check it out though Burt! Help is on the way!"

BV:"Here comes Pounder & Guido!! Ref has called for the bell & we have got a good old fashioned peir sixer going on here! Security has come to the ring to break it up & Beefcake, Fox & The Deuces are retreating! Folks, we have got to take a commercial break!"

(A camera walks into the No Mercy lockeroom & we can see DDP, Nemessis & Death Angle layed out on the floor & spray painted on the wall in black is WELCOME TO MY WORLD)

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BV:"We're back folks & I think that we can all imagine who it was that got to No Mercy back there! Mad Dog is already in the ring & he is awaiting the arrival of the challenger.

(WELCOME TO MY WORLD is heard over the pa as Freak on a Leash pipes in but Vengeance is nowhere to be found) This is strange, we know he's here, or at least he was here, we've seen him."

RB:"I dunno Burt, maybe he decided to finally pick up his pay checks!"

BV:"OK,

(WELCOME TO MY WORLD & The music starts again) Well, we're gonna try this again, still no sign of Vengeance though. Mad Dog now has a mic."

MD:"See ya bloomin wanker! I knew you didn't have the balls to come out & face the terror from down unda! You just made the most intelligent move of your filthy little life!"

BV:"Uh, I'd look behind me if i were you Mad Dog!"

MD:"Dante Finkel, come up here & announce me as the win-"

BV:"Mad Dog was just cut off by a chain around his neck!! V came through the crowd & Mad Dog never saw him! This is for the hardcore title! V just chokin the hell out of him!! Now he takes the chain & wraps it around his fist & A FLURRY OF SHOTS TO THE FOREHEAD!! Mad Dog is busted open early on here! Look out now, SHiznap from behind hits V in the back of the knee & V turns & lifts the midget & tosses him outta the ring & he crashes into the barracade!!"

RB:"I'm with Triple H, anytime you can incorporate a midget into something, it's always funny!"

BV:"Well Mad Dog aint havin any fun I can guarentee you that! V now sends MD into the ropes & Cactus clothesline as both men go over the top! V now reaching under the ring & he is pullin out a bunch of different stuff! MD is trying to get back to his feet &

(SNAP) OH MY!! He just got a broomstick broken over his head!! OH JESUS!! He is takin the splintered end & diggin it into the cut!! Mad Dog is bleeding profusely!! V not takin the monitor off of our announce table here! AW MAN!! He just waffled Mad Dog in the head with it!! Now he lays him on the table, he has a chair, he is going to the apron!!"

RB:"Aw man, here we go Burt, bye bye announce table!!"

BV:"CACTUS ELBOW!!! He just came crashing through the table!!

(V stands up & screams as the crowd erupts!! They are chanting Ven-Geance, Ven-Geance) The crowd is alive here! They are going insane!! V has Mad Dog ready now, he is callin for payback time,

(CRACK) OH DAMNIT!! He just got caned in the back of the head by Rage!! Rage is back!! Rage no lifts V up & HITS THE GRANDE FINALE ON THE CONCRETE!!! He rolls Mad Dog on top of him, 1-2-3 it's over!! Rage now with a mic & right down in the face of Vengeance"

RAGE:"AWWW HOW'D YA LIKE THAT BOY?! How'd ya like that first class ragin' ass whooping?!? Consider this PAYBACK! Yeah, you're so big now, aren't you? You look SOOO big lying there on the floor with that retarded ass look on your face.

(

(Stands over him)) You just got PUNKED OUT, Southside style. The next time you ponder, in that tiny brain of yours, about trying to take someone out, think twice! The man you tried to take out will never quit!! I'll never quit!! As long as assholes like you walk this earth and this fed, Rage will always have a job!! As long as Eddie thinks he's Untouchable, as long as Jadacide thinks he's a Ruff Ryder, and as long as YOU think you're the man, I'll always be here. Ready and waiting to swat your ass down, time and time again! So, PUNK, how do ya feel now? Thats what I thought. Get this piece of trash out of my face, he's a waste of my time."

BV:"I don't believe this! Rage is just walkin away now!! He came through like a thief in the night! Fox & Beefcake now are coming out to help Mad Dog to the back, Vengeance is back up now & HE SNAPPED!! He is rolling through the Krewd members!! Aw but they are just too much for him! Three on one is never good & they are slamming him with those knucks!! Those damn diamond knucks!

(Crowd suddenly pops) WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES ABADDON!! He comes out wielding a steel chair & stumbles to the ring! The krewd members are runnin like scolded dogs!! Abaddon has come to the rescue of his former partner Vengeance! Folks, we need a commercial!"

(We see Jadacide talkin to Jiggsta)

CIDE:"Ay man, I know Phat Cash be a piece a shit & all man but damn, yo ass went ova da line las week dawg! You messed day boy up some kinda bad. You aint need to go dat far man.

JIGGSTA:"I know man, i know, i snizapped, i went way da heww to far. I gotta check dat mess against Tommy man, he aint deservin all a dat!"

CIDE:"I know man, just tone it down a lil bit, you be a'ight"

*******COMMERCIAL BREAK*********

(We return just after the entrance of Jiggst. BREAK STUFF hits the PA and out walks Kant. HE cuts the music and grabs a mic.)

TK: You know, Jiggsta I done heard something about you. I heard that you were told to tune down the violence a little bit to take it easy. I done heard that you were told to turn down the violence a bit... Well you know what? I also done heard there aint no tomorrow, so I say ta HELL with that. Lets do this and make it as violent as we DAMN WELL PLEASE!!

BV: Well Jiggsta likes that!! These men showing each other some respect, and starting this thing in the ring! Quick brawl, and Kant pulls off a backdrop that sends the Jiggsta reeling, quick to follow up, Kant sends both men over the top rope with a nasty clothesline.

RB: He moves pretty good for a fat man!

BV: He does at that. Brawl on the floor now. Kant is trying to pull up the mat, but he is met by a bigtime Jiggsta cropkick! Double stomp to Kant on the concrete floor! Jiggsta Climbing back to the ring, allowing Kant to recover- NO AIR JIGGSTA!! Jiggsta flying out of the ring headfirst right into Kant! What a suicidal move! Jiggsta is quick to his feet, He is POUNDING TOMMY?s HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE MY GOD!!

RB: Jiggsta is a cold hearted bastard.

BV: He knows how to turn on the violence. Back in the ring now, huge shoulder block by the Jigga man. Jiggsta softening Kant up with a series of stinging jabs, forcing him back into the turnuckle. Flying Elbow Smash for the Jiggsta!! He is callign for the Jam. But Kant wisely rolls outside to regroup. Jiggsta not allowing that. OH MY GOD He is absolutely pummeling Tommy here. Kant is busted open by the stiff shots of the Jiggsta. This is getting brutal! Jiggsta trying to snapmare Kant onto the concrete, But Kant blocks, KATA HA JIME!! And Jiggsta barely escapes that! Oh Tommy absolutely florrs Jiggsta with a vicious left. Tossing him right on our French Canadian table now!

RB:He is pulling that out to a weird angle isn?t he?

BV: I dunno he is draggin Jiggsta around on a table. Who knows what he is thinking> Jiggsta back in this thing now, coming back with punches jabs and forearm shots oh my!! Jiggsta leads him the the corner, SNAP SUPLEX BY THE JIGGSTA ONTO THE STAIRS!! THAT HURT BOTH MEN!! Jiggsta Slow to get up, but now tearing out the stairs, and dropping it right onto the knee of Kant! Legdrop onto the stairs onto the knee!! Kant crawling back into the ring to get away from that, Jiggtsa is on him like white on rice, big time clipping by the Jiggsta!! Pulling him outside, NO POSTING THAT KNEE ON THE STEEL!! Going for the ringpost, figure four, but Kant able to kick him into the first ROW!~ Kant to the outside to follow up, but the Jiggsta has stolen a chair from a fan and is stabbing Kant in the leg with it!! JIGGSTA USING THE CHAIR LIKE A KICK BOARD WHILE CLIPPING THE KNEE OF KANT!! Jiggsta... GOING FOR THE FIGURE FOUR!?!?!?

RB: WHAT THE F- -udge?

BV: Sorry about the Commishes mouth there. Jiggsta busting out the moveset tonight! Figure four on Kant, but Kant won?t quit! Kant fighting fightning and finally able to turn it over and slip out! Kant making it back to his feet, oh but Jiggsta dropkicks the knee and goes right back to work!! Jiggsta with a... HENNIG KNEEBREAKER!? Jiggsta is mixing wrestling with brawling tonight and it is a helluva combo! Jiggsta going for a half crab here, but Kant is able to kick him off! Kant Heading back to the ring to recoup, Sunset flip by Jigga gets two.

RB: Whats next?

BV: A Huracan RANA! Oh but he is blocked by Kant, who spins Jiggsta around and electric chair drops him on the top rope, THROAT FIRST!! Kant is going nuts, punching himself in the leg trying to get the feeling back or something!

RB: What a lunatic!

BV: Kant putting Jiggsta up in the firemans carry, and just CASUALLY DROPS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE CONCRETE! Kant trying to go outside, but that leg gives out on him giving Jiggsta time to get back into the ring, uh oh, the veteran was just playing possum there, and now Jiggsta is on the defensive! HARD Irish whip to the turnbuckle, and Kant hits the running knee to the face!! Kant may have hurt himself there a little bit with that strategy! Shaking it off though. He has Jiggsta by the throat now and is repeatedly ramming him into the mat! My God! Kant slapping on the side headlock, and Jiggsta gets a quick baqckdrop suplex to get right back in this thing. Both men slow to their feet.. Jiggsta with a right, Kant with a right, Punch for Punch, haymaker for haymaker right here. Neither man willing to budge, finally Kant takes the advantage. Jiggsta sent to the mat, and again! Jiggsta Irish whipped to the corner HARD! He got whipped so hard he flipped and got himself tied up in the tree of WOE!! OOH a pair of bionic elbows right into Jiggsta Bionic area!! Baseball slide into the face!! Jiggsta finally free, but he is mafia kicked right to the floor!! KAnt outside, charging OH BUT he eats the stairs!! Knees first!! Kant back to his feet, but Jiggsta with a drop toe hold onto the stairs! My God Kant almost lost a tooth there! Jiggsta getting Back into the ring, but no time to dive out now as Kant is right back on the apron! Jiggsta trying to suplex Kant in, but Kant trying to suplex him out! Advantage to... No Kant suplexes Jiggsta but he manages to land on the apron!! Charge by Kant, but Jiggsta Dodges and Kant lands right into the ring post!!

RB: Kant must be made out of steel to still be alive now.

BV: You said it, back in the ring, jiggsta WITH A POWERSLAM ON KANT!! WHAT POWER BY THE JIGGSTA!! Kant whipped into the ropes, OH MY GOD!! KANT GOT HIS HEAD TWISTED AND CAUGHT BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPES!! JIGGSTA LANDIGN A FEW FREE SHOTS TO THE FACE BUT ... KANT HEADSCISSORS HIM OUT AND MANAGES TO FREE HIMSELF MY GOD!! Both men are just in a pile on the floor now! Jiggsta going for a little bit of Chicago strategy here and he is grabbing a chair! Big Haymaker by Kant is blocked with the chair, and now Jiggsta smashes Kant?s hand with the steel! Now it is back to working the knee with the steel! Kant able to work inside, Jiggsta following with a running chair shot, but KANT COUNTERS WITH A BACK DROP THAT SENDS JIGGSTA OUTSIDE TO THE FLOOR AND ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!! HOLY MONKEYS!! Kant on the APRON.. CACTUS ELBOW!! NOW WITH A SWINGING NECKBEAKER RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE!! Cover by Kant and a two count! Setting Jiggsta up, NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! This is over one two th NO!! Kant cannot believe that!! Pulling PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE!! This has got to be it, 1,2 NO!! Kant with a MAJISTROL CRADLE!? 1,2 NO!! WOW!!

RB: These men will not quit!

BV: Kant is going nuts! He is going into the crowd and tossing chair after chair into the ring!! AIR JIGGSTA INTO THE CROWD WITH A FLYING FOREARM!! Kant stumbling over the barricade and Jiggsta flies over with a splash! Jiggsta Tossing Kant into the ring, now going up to the top rope! What is he going for... Well Kant crotches him, so we will never know!

RB: It is like that tootsie roll pop thing.

BV: Kant up top to meet him, Fighting over a suplex here.. HOLY SHEEESHATOLLA!! JIGGSTA IS SUPLEXED OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE FRENCH CANADIAN TABLE!! KANT IS GRABBING A CHAIR! GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! JIGGSTA IS PRONE ON THE FLOOR WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO?! KANT FLYING OFF THE TOP WITH A CHAIR SHOT, BUT IT IS KICKED INTO HIS FACE BY THE JIGGSTA 1,2,3 JIGGSTA WINS JIGGSTA WINS MY GOD WHAT A MATCH!!

(Backstage where Dante Finkel is with Eddie Z)

DF:"Untouchable, later on tonight you step into a three way dance with two of the most dangerous youngsters in the sport. What are you feelin right now?"

UEZ:"Well Dante, first & foremost you know that this is probably the last night that we are ever going to be puttin on a show with the EWCeWF so before i get started on Blood & Jada, I just wanna thank all of the people here that i have worked with so closely for the last three years. It's been a roller coaster ride that i won't soon forget. I also want to thank the fans because as we all know, without the fans there is no show. But on to the match at hand. Ya know, the two of you aren't real intelligent, this much i know. You got me thrown into this match because you thought that i was trying to steal your thunder. Well that wasn't the case at all. I came out to help my friend, the Luscious One, because he was attacked from behind. You egocentric little ladies were the ones that got all upset & thought that i was trying to take the spotlight away from ya. Well, since I am here now, tonight, the two of you will get a lesson. You'll learn as so many before you have, that I am unbeatable, I am unbreakable & I am Untouchable!"

******COMMERCIAL BREAK******

BV: Internet title time and Flash and Chavez anxiously await for the arrival of our internet champion Scorpio Vaughn for this three way dance. Check that, Flash has decided to hammer Ant for the delight of the crowd! Bigtime chops exchanged, Armdrag by Flash! Armdrag by Ant Double Kip up, clothesline ducked, rearwaist lock by Ant, german suplex with release, Flash lands on his feet, now Flash trying for a belly to back, but Ant lands on his feet, only to meet the clothesline of Vaughn! Double leg by Vaughn on Flash going for the Synch, but as he fights, Ant takes the opportunity to kick him in the face!! Scorp tossed outside by Chavez, Ant over to flash, but Flash hits him with a japanese armdrag! Ant barely able to avoid the senton, as is Flash with Ant Senton! Ant and Flash deciding to tie up now, but Scorp decides to springboard dropkick both of them! Scorp sending Flash off the ropes, Flying forearm by Vaughn! Same treatment for Ant, But ANT CATCHES THE FOREARM, RELEASE BELLY BELLY PLEX!!

RB: NICE!

BV: It was! But Ant isn?t watching for Flash who is flying off the top rope, INTO A VICTORY ROLL!! 1,2 and Scorpio saves his title there! This is a first pinfall wins match here!

RB: It is?

BV: I think it is...

RB: Oh.

BV: Ant regrouping, lifting Vaughn into a fireman?s carry, and dropping him for the gut buster! Ant lifting Flash in a firemans carry bow, but VAUGHN IS ALREADY BACK TO HIS FEET AND GERMAN SUPLEXES BOTH MEN!!

RB: Like a samoan german hybrid there huh?

BV: I don?t know what that was! Cover on Ant 1,2 NO Cover on Flash 1,2 NO! Ant back to his feet, going toe to toe with Scorpio Vaughn! Neither man backing down here. What the Hell is Flash doing now, off the top rope, going for the Dragon Rana, But ANT CTCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN FOR THE TIGER BOMB! 1,2 and SCORPIO DROPKICKS ANT IN THE CACE! cover and a two count. Cover on Flash and a two count! Scorpio Draggin Flash up to his feet! Standing headscissors, countered by flash into a writstlock, short arm clothesline, ducked by Vaughn, but the clothesline of Ant is not! Ant whipping Vaughn into the ropes now, countered by Vaughn BIGTIME back body drop AND FLASH FRANKENSTEINERS ANT OUT OF MID AIR! HOLY CRAP! 1,2 and Flash gets out of the way of the Scorpio Vaughn Elbow! Flash with a low kick to Scorpio, vertical suplex, into a BRAINBUSTER FALCON ARROW!! 1,2 and Ant breaks that up! And dumps Vaughn to the outside. Flash up and off the ropes, corkscrew plancha suicida!! Now it is Ants turn off the ropes, and that bastard just moonsaults back into the ring pointing to his head! Ant Pulling Flash back to the inside by his hair, but he gets a stunning hot shot by Flash! Ant?s Throat is reeling! Scorpio Vaughn moving a t lightning spped going for a diving sunset flip! Ant is fighting to stay on his feet, now Flash going to the top hitting the hitting Ant completing the sunset flip, which Scorpio rolls through into the SV SYNCH!! But Flash is back up, he has Vaughn by the throat, MIRACLE ECSTASY BOMB!! Folks this match has one pace ALL OUT!! Cover by Flash and a two count! Flash covering Vaughn and a two count!! Flash with the Irish whip on Vaughn, reversed by Scorpio, Flash leapfrogging but leapfroggin right into the dropkick of Ant! Cover, and SCORPIO VAUGHN LIONSAULTS ONTO BOTH MEN!!Cover of BOTH MEN!! EACH GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE MY GOD!!

RB: Goddamn these guys got some energy!!

BV: Vaughn trying to whip Ant into the ropes, reversed.. 3D!!! Somehow Flash and Ant got on the same page to hit the 3D! Oh but new page now as Flash is tossed over the top rope! Ant is up to the top rope now, NIGHT FALLS... MISSES!! Now Flash is back up and to the top, LIGHTING SPLASH MISSES ANT!! SCORP PUTS FLASH IN THE SYNCH< BUT ANT IS OVER- SCORP DROPS THE SYNCH ON FLASH AND PUTS IT ON ANT!!! oh ANT JUST BARELY GOT TO THE ROPES THERE! Now Flash is back up, huracan rana on Scorpio, roll through, Scorpio with the cover 1,2, and NO! ANT Sneaks in a death drop ddt! Flash and Ant working together now... setting Scorpio Vaughn up on the top rope, Vaughn Manages to shove Ant off but not Flash! STALLING SUPERPLEX! SCORPIO SLIPS BEHIND!! LANDS ON HIS FEET RAZORS EDGE ON FLASH ONTO ANT!!!! COVER 1,2, 2 and SCORPIO VAUGHN PINS FLASH TO RETAIN HIS INTERNET TITLE!!

(We see Jadacide, then Blood & then UEZ gettin ready to come to the ring)

*****COMMERCIAL BREAK******

BV:"We're back folks & with Blood already in the ring & Jadacide is on his way there, we are about to find out who the better man is in this three way tilt! Cide & Blood are all over each other right off the bat! Alot of bad blood between them as it is! They are just pounding on each other!!

(Pyro blasts in the entrance way & Falling Away From Me hits the pa as UEZ makes his way to the ring in a full sprint) HERE HE COMES!!"

RB:"I gotta give it up Burt, between this guy & Loki, you could slap the franchise label on either one of em"

BV:"I'd say that we could slap it on both of em Rob! Cide & Blood however don't seem to care who he is as they have turned their attention to him now & they are givin him quite a beatin in there! Z now brawling back as he throws shots into each of them but he is takin back as they are just too much for him alone!"

RB:"This aint good!!"

BV:"No it certainly isn't Rob! They have Z tied up in the ropes now & they are just taking turns measuring shots on him!! Now they unhook him & send him into the ropes DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! Cide FIRES him into the corner OH & He flipped out & over the top! Blood now nails Jada from behind & takes him down OH BUT CIDE grabbed him by the trunks & sent him headlong into the ring post!! Cide now backs off & runs in at Blood who counters with a backdrop UP & OVER!!"

RB:"This thing is going at quite the fast pace! I was expecting a little bit more slow & methodical wrestling by these three but they are just really cruising around the ring here!"

BV:"Jadacide though landed funny when he went out Rob, he seems to be in a great deal of pain here as he is holding his knee! That could be a very bad thing! Referee Mick Curtis is checkin on him & callin now for EMTs to come out here & help out. Meanwhile Z pulls Blood outta the ring here & sends him into the steel barracade! Now here he comes & CLOTHESLINES HIM over the rail!! Blood fires back as Z comes over the rail himself & they are brawling now back & forth here!! Blood with a hard right & Z returns in kind!! They are just sluggin it out, now Z blocks a shot & tosses a fans beer right into Blood's face!! Now he nails him with the elbow right between the eyes & Blood falls! Z over to him now & HIT WITH A LOW BLOW!!"

RB:"It really is alarming to me how often we see that happen! I cringe everytime i see a guy take a shot in the pills!"

BV:"I'm with ya there commish! Blood now climbin up to the second level here, he wants to get some seperation from the Untouchable One. Z though gathers himself & he is climbing right up after him here, Blood caught him now & nails him with a right, Z is swaying, he is barely hangin on here, ANOTHER RIGHT OH MY GOOD GOD HEAVEN!!! We just lost all of our lights here in the arena!! Blood knocked Z off the railing that he was climbing & he landed on our electrical boxes & the lights went out in the arena!!"

RB:"HOLD ME BURT! I'm afraid of

(the lights come back on) I mean, My goodness that was wild!"

BV:"You mamby pamby! Z rolls off the boxes & onto a table & NO!! DON'T DO IT BLOOD!!! DON'T DO IT! BUTT-ON BOMB!!! From the second level & through the table! Butt-on bomb!! Both men are down! I don't believe what I just saw!! The ref is still over there with Jadacide & now the EMTs are loadin him onto the gurney."

RB:"LOOK AT THIS BURT!!"

BV:"Are you kiddin me!? Blood is back up! He is walkin Z back over towards the railing now & OH MAN!! He front suplexed him rib first onto the rail & now just grabs the hair & SLAMS HIM back of his head first into the concrete! Z may be out cold here!! Blood rolls Z into the ring & now goes up top, he wants another Butt-on!! WAIT A MINUTE! Jadacide was fakin it the whole time! He jumped off the stretcher & ran down here & shoved Blood off the top rope & Blood went crashing to the floor!! Cide now slides into the ring & covers Z, 1-2-NO!! Z kicked out!! The crowd is alive here!! Cide with mounted punches on Z, lifts him now & sends him into the ropes, POWERSLAM!! Cide up top himself now, here he comes BIG ELBOW!!!"

RB:"WHAT INTENSE ACTION THIS IS BURT!!"

BV:"Cide covers, 1-2 HE KICKED OUT AGAIN!! I thought it was over for sure there! Cide now throws Z into the ropes, Clothesline is ducked SPINAL TAP!!! Z hit the tap from nowhere!!"

RB:"He's too tired to cover though, he can't get over to him"

BV:"Here comes Blood though, he is up top, BUTT-ON BOMB!! He hit the Butt-on on Cide, covers, 1-2-Z Pulls him off!! Blood fires a wild right that Z ducks & latches into a rear waist lock, back elbow by Blood & a standing switch, HERE WE GO! One German Suplex, ANOTHER, & A THIRD WITH A PIN, 1-2-3 It's over!! Let's go to Dante Finkel for the official word"

DF:"Your winner, JADACIDE!!!!"

RB:"WHAT!?"

BV:"I was thinkin the same thing! Let's look at the replay!

(replay clearly shows that Blood didn't bridge high enough on the pin & his shoulders were down as were Eddie's) Well when you look at the replay you can see that Mick Curtis made the correct call."

RB:"I dunno that we're done just yet Burt, Nobody is leaving & they're all just starin each other down"

BV:"No doubt Rob, this is pretty intense right now.

(Jadacide puts his fist out to see & Z hits it with his fist & the crowd pops, then Blood & Cide shake hands prompting another crowd pop.) Well that is a damn nice gesture by all three of these men!"

RB:"Don't speak so soon Burt!"

BV:"HOLY CRAP!! Just as Blood & Z were shakin hands Cide came at them with that damn stop sign of his & just cracked em both in the back of the head!! Hits Jadakiss on Z onto the sign now!! He has Blood & AW MAN!! He does the same!

(crowd pops) HERE COMES LUSCIOUS BILL THOUGH!! He slides in the ring & he has a chain in his hand & Jadacide decides he doesn't want any part of that right now! Folks, what action, we need to take a break, tag team action comin up next!"

(We see Ares meditating and Fenris wailing on the canvas bag in preparation for the tag match!)

*******COMMERCIAL BREAK******

BV: It is the battle of the Apoc and the former APOC coming up in a heartbeat. As these teams come to the ring, you have to wonder who has the advantage here. All these guys know each other inside and out.

RB: You know my affiliations, but I say screw all that. Tonight, if for one night only, it is about WRESTLING.

BV: Well put there Rob. I may give you the business, but I will miss you in the hiatus. Enough mushy stuff lets get down to violence. Fenris wants LOKI IN THERE FIRST! THEY GOT SOME HISTORY TO SETTLE!! Oh but Loki doesn?t want in, but YOU WANT HISTORY?! Ares and FENRIS ARE STARTING THIS OUT!

RB: THESE GUYS PUT ON A SHOW! I am a really big fan of their matches, do you remember the classic at the Millenium tourney.

BV: That was something... Tie up, Fighting over an arm wringer, into the headlock by Ares, Fenris shoves him off the ropes, hops over leapfrog, and an armdrag by Fenris, Ares lands on his feet! armbar takedown by Ares, but Fenris flips foreward onto his feet, double kip up! Ares pulling the arm, Majistral, not even 1, jacknife, not even one, countered into a sunset flip pin not even 1 roll up not even on, countered barely a one, another double handspring!

(Crowd applauds!) Another tie up, but Ares breaks this one and falls back into a martial arts stance.

Fenris: (shouting) OKAY LET?s GO!

BV: Ares with a kick to the chest, thai roundhouse, ducked by Fenris, who spins into the legsweep, jumped over by Ares, but Fenris lands an elbow to the midsection, uppercut is blocked with some sort of judo wristlock hiptoss and Fenris rolls to his feet! Fakes the shin kick, Roundhouse, Ares Bridges back to duck, Ares kips up into a handspring double kick, straight punch to the forehead by Ares, followed by a knee sweep, and a quick running knee to the forehead! Body scissors roll up countered by Fenris, a one count, both men roll to their feet, Irish whip, leapfrog, another cross, Fenris diving under, But ARES hits a double stomp. Big Senton by Ares and Loki is tagged in!

RB: Go time for Loki, a Franchise player.

BV: Soccer ball kick to the head by Loki, lifting Fenris to his feet with the DOUBLE CHOKE WHAT POWER!! Fenris tossed like a small child into the turnbuckle. Huge chops by the handsome giant Loki! Hard Cross corner whip by Loki on Fenris. Loki catches the rebounding Fenris with a big time military press. 1, 2, 3 pumps and OH MY GOD! Loki tosses Fenris out of the ring halfway up the ramp!! Loki is content to take a seat on the ropes as Ref Gosnell starts the count on Fenris. Fenris is a rabid wolf though and he is getting put down by anyone lately! Fenris comes charging back into the ring with what looks like a second wind! Huge rights and lefts stagger even the giant Loki! Loki off the ropes, reversed, side slam is countered with a headscissor by Fenris! Fenris with a backflip splash 1, and Loki with a bigtime kick out! Fenris Right back to his feet though and he labels Loki right in the face with kicks as he tries to get up! Fenris with an enzeguiri style jumping roundhouse to the back of Loki?s head, and another! Loki is down to his knees, and Fenris lets him have it with a running drop kick to the FACE~! Fenris sending the big man off the ropes, but it is reversed and Fenris is pinballed by the big boot of LOKI!

RB: Fenris desperately needs a tag to Funk here.

BV: WoW, even you saying that! Why is Funk planning on turning on Fenris like everybody else?

RB: Nope, I told you, if for one night only this is just about the wrestling!

BV: Loki tags Ares back in! Ares over to Fenris, hard back breaker, and it looks like Ares has chosen to attack the midsection of Fenris.

RB: Remember Fenris has a history of Neck and BACK problems..

BV: Well he is a wrestler. Ares is sadistically dropping the knees into the back of Fenris. Ares with a hiptoss and now working that side headlock! Fenris fighting it, rolling back 1,2 But Ares holds the headlock and gets the shoulder up, Fenris fights again getting another two count, but Ares is simply wrenching that neck silly! Fenris trying for the headscissor to escape and Ares finally relents! Fenris diving for the tag, but Ares pulling him short. Ares sending Fenris off the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a sidekick.

RB: that right there was the Goldberg 3:16 kick.

BV: Yeah I remember when that bastard ended Bret?s career. I only wish that his firing weren?t a work. Anyway speaking of kicking Bastards, Ares is going to town on the neck of Fenris hitting it with several jumping round houses, just like the ones Fenris hit on Loki! Ares yanking the prone Fenris back to his feet, double chickenwing, into the tomikaze, BUT FENRIS COUNTERS!! RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!! Both men are down! Race to the tag, FUNK IS IN LOKI IS IN! OVERHEAD BELLY BELLY FOR LOKI! T-BONE FOR ARES! FUNK IS A HOUSE OF FIRE! GOING FOR THE HEAD AND ARM FUNKPLEX, and Loki simply headbutts his way out of that, and follows that up with a rake to the eyes! MISCHIEF DDT! 1,2,3 NO!! Folks that is a deadly maneuver coming from one of the most dangerous men in the sport! Ares tagged back in now. Back to a Martial arts position for Ares, quick jab, haymaker to the body, side elbow, slipping behind and hitting a double elbow blow to the back of the body of Funk! Funk staggering back to his feet, Ares off the rope, ROARING ELBOW!! THIS IS IT 1,2 AND FUNK KICKS OUT!!

RB: That youngster is showing serious Heart.

BV: This is the truth. Ares Grabbing the head, European uppercut, into a snapmare, kick to the spine, drop kick to the back of the head, off the ropes and Ares with a bigtime double stomp to the ribs. Tag made to Loki! Loki with a quick body blow, Funk is up and a SIMONIZER VERSION OF THE CURTAIN CALL!! Loki not even bothering for a cover here, he is saying screw it and going right up to the top rope! PICTURE PERFECT LOKISAULT BY THE SEVEN FOOT MONSTER!! Cover 1,2, 3, NO Funk gets a foot under the ropes! Ares tagged in Springboard Headbutt! Funk is getting no time to recover here! Ares now kneeing him in the face!! Somehow Funk is staggering back to his feet! Funk will not GIVE IN! Ares sends Funk back with the Harlem sidekick, but NOT DOWN! Ares again with the Harlem Side kick, CAUGHT BY FUNK! HIGH angle capture SUPLEX BY FUNK!! He HAS GOT TO MAKE THE TAG to Fenris! LOKI TAGGED IN! FENRIS TAGGED IN! THE ROOF IS COMING OFF!! Punches exchanged like they were canadian dollars!! Loki getting the advantage, with the punches, but FENRIS HITS A SOMERSAULT KICK TO THE JAW!! The GIANT IS STAGGERED BACK INTO THE CORNER! FENRIS IS UNLOADING ON LOKI WITH THE SCARIEST CHOPS I HAVE SEEN IN MY THRITY YEARS IN THE BUSSINESS! MY GOD HE IS LEAVING FINGERPRINTS IN THE CHEST OF LOKI!! WHIP TO THE ROPES REVERSED BY LOKI< BUT FENRIS FLIES BACK WITH THE HANDSPRING ELBOW!! FENRIS WASTING NO TIME TO THE TOP, CORKSCREW MOONSAULT IS CAUGHT BY LOKI INTO A TILTOWHIRL POWERSLAM 1,2,and FENRIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! LOKI IS CALLING FOR THE END OF THIS! Standing head scissor, going for the Ragnorak, Fenris is up, COMING DOWN WITH THE SAMURAI DRIVER, BUT LOKI HOLDS ON AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING! LOKI OFF THE ROPES< OVER THE TOP ROPE GIANT OUT OF CONTROL PLANCHA!! Fenris tossed back into the ring OVER THE TOP ROPE!! LOKI CALLING FOR AN END TO THIS ONE WITH ANOTHER LOKISAULT!, FUNK CROTCHES HIM!! FENRIS WITH A BURST OF ENERGY TO THE TOP, LOKI BACK UP STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE BACKWARDS, TOP ROPE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!! BOTH MEN WERE STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE, LOKI LANDED RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD INTO THE ROLLING CLUTCH PIN 1,2 ,3 FENRIS PINNED LOKI!!!!!!! MY GOD HE HAS FINALLY DONE IT!!!!!

(we go backstage where we see Dante Finkel ready to interview Jadacide)

DF:"Cide, what was that all about!?"

(Dante is shoved aside as Jiggsta storms in)

JIGGSTA:"Yo man, what da heww was dat aww about? Ya teww me not to be crazy & go aww apesh*t on peepo but den you puww sumpin like dat & wif UEZ of aww peeps! Man, what da heww is wrong wif you!?"

CIDE:"Ay, man, I know what I did was messed up man. I aint even know what da heww happened. I'mma find a way to make it right doe, count awn dat!"

(Cide & Jiggsta leave)

DF:"Well there you have it folks, Cide snapped, he doesn't know what would have ever made him do that & he is determined to find a way to make it right!"

*******COMMERCIAL BREAK******

BV:"Well we're back folks & this is it! This is the final match in EWCeWF history unless a miracle occurs. Partner, it's been great workin with ya."

RB:"Likewise Burt, I will enjoy every minute of this last match"

BV:"It's time for the world title match & with Malstrom already in the ring,

(Simply Luscious hits the pa & LB comes out fired up!) HERE COMES OUR CHAMPION!! The Luscious One!!"

RB:"If ever a man deserved it..."

BV:"I'll second that Rob! As Lb gets to the ring he is immediately attacked by malstrom. Mal now pounding away with an array of rights & lefts! Now Malstrom is stompin him into the mat! Boot choke & he is puttin every bit of his 300+ pound body into that!"

RB:"He is just a massive man & he has come out here with some serious intensity!"

BV:"He certainly has! He backs off & comes in with a running knee ala Mick Foley! Mal now stretchin him out & going to the second rope, BANZAI DROP! Missed!! Bill got outta the way!! LB up as is Mal & Bill is fired up! He is lighting him up with a blinding flurry of rights & lefts!! He backs him into the corner now & he goes to the second buckle raining down the hay makers as the crowd counts along! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 LOW BLOW BY MALSTROM!"

RB:"There we go again with the low blow!"

BV:"Mal now grabs LB & hits a beautiful spinning belly to belly suplex! Malstrom now with a blatant choke on him. Referee makes him break the hold now. LB up, Mal attacks, LB ducks & Mal goes thru, back now & OH MAN!! Spinning reverse heel kick on Malstrom & he is down!! Mounted punches & he is throwing them ultimate fighting style here!! LB now lifts him & sends him into the ropes & LEVELS him with a clothesline!"

RB:"Don't ya just love a good brawl every now & then!?"

BV:"Absolutely! Malstrom up & Bill hits a standing drop kick & Mal says enough of this, as he rolls out to catch a breather! WAIT A TICK!! LB WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! I don't believe what I just saw!!"

RB:"Yeah but Burt, I think he just slammed his own head on the concrete floor when he landed!"

BV:"It looks like your right Rob, Bill is in some serious pain there as is Malstrom but Malstrom is up first now & now Bill is rising, Mal with a wild right ducked by Bill who HITS THE EDGE-O-MATIC!! Unbelievable!! Mal just had HIS head punded into the concrete now!"

RB:"Alright! Headaches all around!"

BV:"INDEED! LB is up & tryin to shake it off here & Malstrom now WITH A CHAIR, swings & OH MAN!! Bill ducked & Mal clanked the chair off the post! Mal runs at him again & Bill hits a drop toe hold & Mal goes face first onto a chair!! LB now tosses Malstrom HEAD FIRST into those steel steps!! That had to hurt! Malstrom is busted open too!! Bill now moving the stairs over & puttin a chair in front of them, what is this about? He grabs Mal & walks him up the steps & he stands on the chair, WHAT THE HELL!!??

(CRASH!!) Bill just suplexed Malstrom through yet another one of our make shit announce tables!! UNREAL!!!"

RB:"Malstrom's blood is all over the pieces of this table!"

BV:"Bill now going under the ring & pulling out another table! He sets it up between the ring & the railing ala Sabu! He rolls Malstrom back in now & slides in himself. Bill off the ropes & charges Mal who catches Bill in a sleeper!! LB fightin the sleeper with everything he has here!"

RB:"This is where that weight comes in real handy!"

BV:"LB now backing Mal up into the buckles hard & breaks the hold & comes off the ropes & MAL CATCHES IT AGAIN! Bill is in real trouble this time, he is fading quickly!! The crowd is chanting for him to come to life!

(LUSCIOUS BILL, LUSCIOUS BILL) referee gonna check the hand, down once, down twice, & down a third.... NO!!! Bill gets the hand up & he is using the energy from this crowd to bring himself back to life!! Elbows to the gut by Bill, once, twice, three times & the hold is broken!! He comes off the ropes & breaks nails a clothesline!! Off again & ANOTHER clothesline!! Here he comes again with a THIRD clothesline!"

RB:"He calls that his medley of clotheslines"

BV:"LB off the ropes now jumps going for cruicifix pin & OH MY!! Mal countered it with a samoan neckbreaker!! Covers, 1-2 NO!!! LB kicked out! That was close!! Both men are up & Bill is firing, Mal falls thru the ropes & he is right near that table that Bill set up earlier!! Mal on the apron & teetering, LB charges, OH MY GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN!!!! The crowd is going ballistic!! Malstrom caught Bill & powerslammed him thru the table!!!"

RB:"That was incredible!!"

Crowd:"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT"

BV:"Both men are down & Head Referee Seamus McBean is puttin on the count. He is up to eight now & Malstrom is up & he slides Bill back into the ring. Now he wants to follow but LB with a mule kick right into the face of Malstrom & Mal falls back out!! LB up on the apron, OH MY GOD!!! It just never ends with this guy!! He just hit a show stoppa off the apron & onto the floor!!! Both men are down again!!! They may not get up this time!! McBean counting again!"

RB:"I think that this is probably it Burt!"

BV:"I have to agree as neither man has moved & Seamus is at eight, but wait a minute! What the hell is this? Lightning is down here now & McBean has stopped the count to deal with him! LB up & favoring that back of his & OH MAN!! Thunder just came through the crowd & leveled Bill with the Thunder Clap!! Speared him right in the back! He rolls Bill in & rolls Mal in on top of him, Ref turns, OH NO! Not like this DAMNIT! 1-2-HE KICKED OUT!! Bill kicked out!!"

RB:"Man, after all the abuse his back has taken tonight i figured he was done for sure!"

BV:"So did I!! Mal lifting Bill now who fires from his knees!! He sends Mal into the ropes now & SPEARS THE HELL OUT OF HIM!!! He lifts him up, he is callin for it!"

RB:"NO WAY HE CAN GET THIS BIG OF A GUY UP!!"

BV:"YES HE CAN!!! BIG PAYOFF!!! HE HIT THE BIG PAYOFF!!"

RB:"Yeah but Mal's foot caught the ref on the way up & Seamus is down & out!!"

BV:"Bill realizing this now tries to wake him up. Aw now here come Thunder & Lightning! They break to the ring & Bill is fighting them off!!

(Mal gets up & chucks Ref outta the ring) Here comes Mal now though & the numbers are just too much! Three on one here in the center of the ring & they are just pounding on him!!"

(Camera cuts to back where UEZ is about to run in & make save. He is stopped by Jadacide)

UEZ:"What the hell do you want!?"

CIDE:"Ay, I know what I did to ya wan't right, lemme go do da rite thang"

(Cide heads out towards the ring as Scenario 2000 hits the pa & the crowd has a mixed reaction)

BV:"Well, here comes Cide but are his intentions! He hits the ring & OH BABY!! His intentions are clear alright!! He cranks the stop sign over the head of Lightning! Now he blasts Thunder with it!! Now OH MAN!! He nailed malstrom with it!! INCREDIBLE!"

RB:"He IS doing the right thing Burt!"

BV:"It would certainly appear that way Rob! He's helpin the Luscious One up now & he is gonna leave! (crowd pops for Cide) Great job young man!

(As Bill turns to look at Malstrom outside the ring, Cide comes from behind & whales Bill from behind with sign & keeps beatin on him) DAMNIT YOU BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!

(Crowd pops again) Here come Z & Blood now!!! Blood is caught up with the Cold Front but Z slides in with a chair & (CRACK) LEVELS Cide with the chair!! Cide falls from the ring now & Z slides back out & (CRACK) NAILS Thunder with the chair!! Blood is fighting with Lightning now & Z throws malstrom into the ring!"

RB:"This is crazy!!"

BV:"Z punching the hell out of Malstrom now & sends him into the ropes, SPINAL TAP!!! Z hit the tap!!! Blood up top now BUTT-ON BOMB!! They lay a half conscious LB across Malstrom now & Blood throws the ref back into the ring & wakes him up, 1-2-3 YES!! Luscious Bill will retain the world title!! The crowd is going bezerk! Z, Blood & LB are celebrating in the ring. They are drinkin beers & they are tippin their beers to us Rob!"

RB:"Well we're tippin em right back to them Burt & to everyone in this federation! Burt, it's been a real pleasure workin with ya"

BV:"As it has been workin with you Rob! Fans, thank you all so much for everything that you gave to us, we love you, Goodnight & goodbye!"

(As the show goes off the air all of the EWCeWF superstars save Fenris come to the ring & drink some beers & embrace each other & shake hands & say goodbye to the fans, in the center of all this two men stand in the middle toe to toe, staring a hole in each others head, LOKI and UEZ. The tension couldn?t be cut with a laser. Loki breaks his stare first motioning for a member of the ring crew to toss him some beers. He opens two and hands them to UEZ, then Opens two for himself. The stares of Untouchable and Loki could turn flowers black. After three seconds of eternity, they smash their beers into the others and each shotgun both Austin style getting coated in beer foam. The crowd pops, we fade to black. )

THE END,
for now